"Every man dies, not every man really lives" -Paul Craig

@lexluttorbahiano

18 күн бұрын

Alen by nockout

“We never lie down and take a beating” literally how Paul wins most of the time 😅

@neverlandgrounds1225

17 күн бұрын

Came to the comments hoping someone would say this 😂👌

@yungugh1-689

17 күн бұрын

Literally bruh 😂😂😂

@PolAndDazShow

17 күн бұрын

Anytime he did he managed to win the fight tho 🤷‍♂️

@crazypato3752

15 күн бұрын

If you think about he takes a beating but doesn't quit while making his opponent quit

@user-gx1wd9te8d

15 күн бұрын

@@PolAndDazShowwhich is exactly what he said

I LOVE THIS FIGHT. Both guys bring the war, are well-rounded and I'm a fan of both. True martial artists, in spirit and skill. Should be a bonkers main event.

this has potential to be a reeeeaaaally good fight. the things that Allen likes to do to people is exactly what Craig wants. If Allen gets Craig in a ground and pound position, Craig will throw that leg over the neck and lock in the triangle. this is gonna be gooooood

What a exciting match up, Paul Craig and Brendan Allen are both tough May the best man win 👏👏👏

fighting Johnny Walker must have made him feel really small that dude is the biggest LHW ever

@neverlandgrounds1225

17 күн бұрын

I honestly never saw Paul as a small LHW, just that Johnny is an absolute monolith of a man

@AngelEmmanuel1998

17 күн бұрын

Paul Craig always seemed a little small to me in the 205 division, he has always been very skinny and doesn't bounce a lot of weight like other fighters.

@misocriallo4379

17 күн бұрын

Johnny Walker literally just treated him like an ankle-biting yipper dog 😅

Two very entertaining fighters, let the best man win.

Paul Craig is at the same time one of the easiest and the most dangerous guy. After all, he is the only one ever to beat Magomed Ankalaev and Jamahal Hill

Paul Craig via Braveheart

I got Allen on this one he's lowkey a killer

@tonyfuri9693

12 күн бұрын

Good call

- Why did Chael Sonnen become the family's creepy uncle? Because every time he promised to win a UFC belt, it felt like a strange, unsettling touch on the family legacy

This is class 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Brendan Allen kinda reminds me of Ragnarok's Heimdall 😂

- Why did Chael Sonnen cry at his fan club meeting? Because, for a moment, he realized that even though he never won an MMA-championship, his fans were still there to hug him tighter than any UFC belt ever could!

@aculturedspecimen

17 күн бұрын

I have a suspicion that you would never say any of these things to his face

@zidane9958

17 күн бұрын

@@aculturedspecimen How do you recognize Chael Sonnen fans? They're the ones struggling with humor, sharing a solitary brain cell like a family potluck. It's a gathering where the punchlines are as elusive as Chael's UFC gold - and they're trying to cut through the confusion with a fork and knife!

@misocriallo4379

17 күн бұрын

​@@zidane9958you're doing the Lord's work. Keep it up. Make it a movement. That Chael worship fuckery needs to stop

Different type of beast, same animal 🎤 🔻

Lets go Craig

Craig is elite of the elite on the ground. Scary subs

Battle of andre muniz's daddies😂

Brendan Allen is basically MW Brian Ortega , both looks twins in the cage

- Why did Chael Sonnen's father stop attending his fights? Because he got tired of waiting for a championship belt and figured his son's matches had more drama than a soap opera - with fewer satisfying conclusions!

- Why do Chael Sonnen's fans play the role of"nephew Listener"?Because even though he might be a gasbag, they're all ears for his UFC tales, and hoping one day the story will have a championship ending!

If mma showed me anything its those guys with the head qear stuff are actually pretty exciting when there not wrestling

- Why did Chael Sonnen's fans start calling him "Uncle chael"? Because his promises to win the UFC belt were as unsettling as the touch of that one creepy uncle at their family reunions!

No man buns 👊

Its a shame how Scotland has Fallen,,, 😢 they were truly a culture of hard men and talented comedy

Brendan Allen by KO

@Mauvaiseodeur

17 күн бұрын

By Sub*

- Why did Chael Sonnen open a basement fan club for himself and his annoying fans? Because he figured if he couldn't win a UFC belt, at least he could dominate the "Most Dedicated Basement Banter" championship. Now they argue about imaginary belts while sitting on metaphorical couches in their virtual arena.

can't tell what this dude is saying he sounds like a wildling from game of thrones

- Why do Chael Sonnen fans say, "I can't let you get close" to jokes about sonnen. Because even his fans are more elusive when it comes to humor than he is To winning gold!

dricus gonna stop s.s inside 3

- Why did Chael Sonnen start a support group for his non-title-winning, and the fanboys who believe everything he says? Because even though he never held a UFC belt, he's the undisputed champion at convincing virgin man-child enthusiasts that gaslighting is just a fancy way of staying hydrated.

- Chael Sonnen chased championship belts in MMA but the belt always eluded him, playing hard to get. The belt said, "It's not you, it's me," and Chael only had a collection of near misses and a black belt in self-deprecating humor. Retirement hit him before he could make it official on his relationship status with championship gold. Now working in the BadGuyInc-Saltmine where he set up a tripod, in the corner of his boxroom, hating on actual ufc champions and telling his viewers the promo code for the window sheen

all my homies love *bearjew*

How do you recognize Chael Sonnen fans? They all share one brain cell. And are the ones struggling with humor. It's like a family reunion where the punchlines are as elusive as Chael's UFC gold! and they're trying to cut through the confusion with a fork and knife!

Who is this budget Suga Sean?

- Why did Chael Sonnen's fans become environmentalists and start a recycling club? Because much like his title dreams, they believe in recycling the same old jokes to save comedic energy!

I love UFC❤?

FREEDOM!!!!!! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Paul vs chimaev que tal

Craig is he or she ?

why us the comment section full of chael

Strong hair transplant

Who likes ufc like

It's a very good fight, but the rest of the card is just garbage...

Where fight motion 294 295?!

Timing in India

- Why did Chael Sonnen's dad go out for milk and cigarettes and never come back?. He heard it was the only way to avoid witnessing his son in another title fight.

0:30 poor guy....really thinks he has a shot of being a champion

water looks eew

Immigrant mentality muther fers

But the same animal lol mmas cringe lord

- Why do Chael Sonnen videos go 12 minutes without any real substance? Because he is a talkative balloon, full of hot air! leaving his fans gasping for more but the only thing "uncle" chael is inflating is an unsettling feeling by "letting them come close for once".

First

Joke of a card. Get rid of the apex please

@caliteedee5829

18 күн бұрын

Indeed

@elvergazo2131

17 күн бұрын

Violin

@jackblack4654

17 күн бұрын

No problem. They'll fight in your mother's bedroom

@juniorjunior2412

17 күн бұрын

@@jackblack4654 good one😐 What're you like 13? Your parents know your watching?

@juniorjunior2412

17 күн бұрын

@@jackblack4654 don't reply with something like "im an adult". Thats much more embarrassing for you

Brendan Allen is a dog. I got the big American winning this.

man only losers glorify a noble death. winners glorify winning. not getting back up after a loss.